1 00:00:07,821 --> 00:00:11,541 [Frank] Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden 2 00:00:11,621 --> 00:00:13,500 but it's been a good home to us. 3 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:18,341 To me, Frank Gallagher, and me kids who I'm proud of, 4 00:00:18,421 --> 00:00:22,620 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:22,701 --> 00:00:23,541 [all gasp] 6 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:26,021 They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for. 7 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:27,780 -[Carl] Run! Run for it! -[Lip] Quick, leg it! 8 00:00:28,341 --> 00:00:30,620 [Frank] Fiona, who's a massive help. 9 00:00:31,101 --> 00:00:34,900 Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip anymore. 10 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:38,501 Ian, a lot like his mam, which is handy for the others 11 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,381 'cause she's disappeared into thin air, 12 00:00:40,461 --> 00:00:42,860 and Carl, we daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons. 13 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:44,381 -[barking] -[Frank] One, it stands on end, 14 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,781 and makes him look like Toyah. 15 00:00:46,141 --> 00:00:47,580 -Two, nits love him. -[screams] 16 00:00:47,661 --> 00:00:50,821 [Frank] Debbie! Sent by God. Total angel. 17 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:54,300 You've to check your change, but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 18 00:00:54,381 --> 00:00:59,300 Plus, Liam! Gonna be a star, once we've got the fits under control. 19 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:00,501 [screams] 20 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:06,301 [Frank] Steve, Fiona's boyfriend. The truth is out there. Not! 21 00:01:06,381 --> 00:01:09,941 [Frank] Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica, lend you anything. 22 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:11,181 Well, not anything. 23 00:01:11,261 --> 00:01:15,060 But all of 'em, to a man, know first and foremost, 24 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:18,060 one of the most vital necessities in this life 25 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:21,341 is they know how to throw a party! 26 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,541 [laughing] Scatter! 27 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:29,101 [Veronica] After three years of having the Gallaghers as neighbours, 28 00:01:29,181 --> 00:01:31,581 l can honestly say it's been an education. 29 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:34,060 l used to think we were rough till they moved in. 30 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:36,301 Made me and Kev feel like Charles and Camilla! 31 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:39,060 I've never gloated about the fact that we were quieter, 32 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,700 a bit better off, and a lot more stable, 33 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,541 which I'm regretting now 'cause I might never get the chance. 34 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:47,341 You tell me how a family that size with no visible income 35 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,821 ends up with a nearly new four by four, 36 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,420 a knock-through house with brand new fittings, 37 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,181 and more nights out than Georgie fucking Best? 38 00:01:52,741 --> 00:01:54,981 Most days, l wake up feeling happy for them. 39 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:57,060 Others, I wish Margaret Thatcher was still alive. 40 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,700 You know, mentally, and give them a good hiding 41 00:01:58,780 --> 00:01:59,821 and put 'em in their place. 42 00:01:59,901 --> 00:02:01,461 Nah, I don't mean that. Well, I do a bit. Do I? 43 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:04,741 I do, actually. A little bit. Icky little bit. Ah, fuck it, yeah. 44 00:02:12,581 --> 00:02:14,181 [Steve] Hey, I'm not late, am I? 45 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:15,901 No, I got an earlier bus. 46 00:02:16,181 --> 00:02:17,701 I fancied a look round before we went in. 47 00:02:18,061 --> 00:02:19,501 [priest grunting] 48 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,301 So, Father Polish, uh, what are the origins of that name? 49 00:02:26,301 --> 00:02:27,181 Polish. 50 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,820 When were you last in church, Fiona? 51 00:02:32,341 --> 00:02:33,181 Sunday. 52 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,901 Yes, but which? 53 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:36,941 1994. 54 00:02:37,021 --> 00:02:38,501 And you're not even a Catholic? 55 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,021 No. 56 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,861 Look, does it matter? 57 00:02:42,581 --> 00:02:43,421 A great deal. 58 00:02:43,941 --> 00:02:45,100 You'd have to convert. 59 00:02:45,181 --> 00:02:46,301 Well, that's fine, done. 60 00:02:46,741 --> 00:02:47,661 After lessons. 61 00:02:48,021 --> 00:02:50,661 Ten weeks of instruction every Thursday evening with me. 62 00:02:51,581 --> 00:02:54,260 And l expect to see you both make a visible commitment to the church. 63 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,941 One mass a week for three months. 64 00:02:58,021 --> 00:02:59,941 l was kinda hoping for a spring wedding. 65 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:01,621 Have a spring wedding next year. 66 00:03:03,741 --> 00:03:04,581 Look... 67 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:07,141 the very least I'd want to know... 68 00:03:08,341 --> 00:03:09,621 is that you're not just marrying here 69 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,221 because you think a civil ceremony 70 00:03:11,301 --> 00:03:14,420 is a cheap and vulgar option for your big day. 71 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:18,061 What if I could get the whole family to come for the next three Sundays. 72 00:03:18,141 --> 00:03:19,501 Would that give us any leeway? 73 00:03:19,581 --> 00:03:20,581 It would make me smile, 74 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,661 but only if you left your father at home. 75 00:03:23,301 --> 00:03:25,061 Spate of thefts in '97. 76 00:03:25,141 --> 00:03:26,661 [Steve] So basically what you're saying is, 77 00:03:26,741 --> 00:03:28,700 it's out of the question that we get married here, 78 00:03:28,781 --> 00:03:30,380 in less than three months? 79 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:33,540 It's a dwindling parish. 80 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:35,901 The basic rules are all we have to... 81 00:03:36,661 --> 00:03:37,700 bind a... 82 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:40,021 very poor community together. 83 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,661 Five hundred now, five on the day. 84 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:52,181 I can't believe he stung you for a grand. 85 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,260 Yeah, plus right, when you nipped to the loo, 86 00:03:54,341 --> 00:03:56,980 two hundred for the flower displays, a hundred for the organist, 87 00:03:57,061 --> 00:03:59,621 and fifty for someone to watch the cars while we're in having the service. 88 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:01,100 It's ridiculous. 89 00:04:02,661 --> 00:04:04,221 Can't remember where I parked the car now. 90 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:06,501 You were parked there. 91 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,500 Who's took my car? 92 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:22,261 Who the fuck has taken my car! 93 00:04:23,141 --> 00:04:24,341 Stop it or we'll both get battered. 94 00:04:24,821 --> 00:04:26,781 -[keypad beeps] -[Fiona] You won't get a taxi out here. 95 00:04:26,861 --> 00:04:28,541 When was the last time you got the bus? 96 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,461 -Fuck! -[Father Polish] Bye, Fiona. 97 00:04:31,781 --> 00:04:33,261 -See ya, Father. -[Father Polish] God bless. 98 00:04:33,781 --> 00:04:36,421 -[clock chimes] -I don't do refunds. 99 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:39,381 Off you fucking little rat. 100 00:04:40,861 --> 00:04:43,781 -Off! Get off! -[Pepe growling] 101 00:04:43,861 --> 00:04:46,461 -Off! Bastard! -[Pepe growling] 102 00:04:46,901 --> 00:04:47,861 [sock snaps] 103 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:51,541 -[Pepe barks] -Ow! Fuck! Ow, fuck. 104 00:04:52,301 --> 00:04:55,221 [Carol] Fine, What's the point of built in wardrobes 105 00:04:55,301 --> 00:04:57,821 if what's in 'em makes her look like Nanette Newman on laughing gas. 106 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,581 [Marty] Come here, you little shit. You're dead! 107 00:05:00,661 --> 00:05:02,261 [giggling] 108 00:05:03,301 --> 00:05:04,141 [Marty] Dead dog. 109 00:05:04,701 --> 00:05:07,101 [radio playing "Can't Get You Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue] 110 00:05:08,861 --> 00:05:09,940 [Fiona chuckles] 111 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:12,581 He's nicked me undies again. Bitten me again. 112 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:14,981 -He hasn't nicked 'em. -[Marty] Furball! 113 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,381 [Carol] He's sticking them in the wash 114 00:05:16,461 --> 00:05:18,901 because he doesn't like the smell of rotting gusset. 115 00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:21,021 -Call him picky. -And I wear what? 116 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,301 Clean garments. 117 00:05:23,701 --> 00:05:25,461 Clean 'uns, Pepe, show him where. 118 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:26,740 -[barks] -[Carol] Show! 119 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,861 [Pepe's nails tapping on floor] 120 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:32,500 ♪ Boy your lovin' Is all I think about ♪ 121 00:05:32,581 --> 00:05:33,861 ♪ I just can't get you... ♪ 122 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,901 -[Veronica wolf-whistles] -[both giggle] 123 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:41,500 [Pepe whimpers] 124 00:05:44,701 --> 00:05:46,180 [barks] 125 00:05:56,101 --> 00:05:57,101 [Pepe barks] 126 00:05:57,581 --> 00:05:59,581 -Dead dog. -[Pepe barking] 127 00:06:02,021 --> 00:06:02,940 [Marty] Furball! 128 00:06:03,021 --> 00:06:04,940 [indistinct chatter] 129 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:07,461 You're joking, aren't you? From outside a church? 130 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,541 [Ian] It's not a first. 131 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:11,060 Julie Carter had her wedding car nicked during the actual ceremony. 132 00:06:11,141 --> 00:06:13,101 [Carl] Yeah, but that weren't nicked in the first place. 133 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,021 -[Carl laughs] -Oi, give me that. 134 00:06:15,261 --> 00:06:16,661 Answer the door, and keep your mouth shut. 135 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:18,861 -[Ian chuckles] -[Steve] Watch your mouth. 136 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:20,341 [Kev] Tony! 137 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,101 [all cheering] 138 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,940 [Tony] Sorry I'm late, uh, had to do a bit of overtime. 139 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:31,500 Now you know what it feels like to lose a valuable motor, Steve. 140 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,981 Make you think twice about your career path. 141 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,781 I wanna know who took it, and who's got it now. 142 00:06:35,861 --> 00:06:38,180 [chuckles] If it was that simple, I'd be an inspector. 143 00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:40,141 Two grand cash, Tony, if you can track it. 144 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,301 -I'll put feelers out. -[sighs] 145 00:06:43,701 --> 00:06:44,820 [keys jangling] 146 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,261 I left something of sentimental value in there. 147 00:06:48,261 --> 00:06:49,101 I see. 148 00:06:49,461 --> 00:06:51,380 [indistinct commotion] 149 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,221 So, the wedding? When's it set for? 150 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,581 Last Saturday of the month. 151 00:07:00,141 --> 00:07:01,421 -Congratulations, mate. -Yeah. 152 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:03,940 If I find it, do you want 'em arrested? 153 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:05,021 Uh, no. 154 00:07:06,221 --> 00:07:07,581 Uh, not before you talk to me. 155 00:07:14,981 --> 00:07:18,781 -I know, my darling, I know. -[Pepe whimpering] 156 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,820 She keeps talking to herself. 157 00:07:20,901 --> 00:07:22,221 Well, it saves us a job, dun it? 158 00:07:22,301 --> 00:07:23,301 It's the dog. 159 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,380 She thinks the fucking dog's talking to her. 160 00:07:25,461 --> 00:07:27,781 -You're not cheering me up here, Marty. -Yeah, but it is. 161 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,820 -'Cause it talks to me an' all. -[coin clatters] 162 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:33,060 ["Release Me" by Tom Jones plays on jukebox] 163 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:34,981 If it dun't like what ya doing, 164 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,781 it drives her mad to get on ya case. 165 00:07:36,861 --> 00:07:38,541 It's on at me all the time, taking the piss. 166 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,781 [Pepe whimpers] 167 00:07:43,940 --> 00:07:45,861 I know, Tom Jones was always 168 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:48,981 too much of a show off to be a soul searcher. 169 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:51,421 ♪ Let me go ♪ 170 00:07:54,101 --> 00:07:58,861 [Frank] ♪ For l don't love you Any more... ♪ 171 00:07:59,101 --> 00:08:00,661 Hey, get down, Shep. 172 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:04,021 One of the finest songs ever written in the English language this, Carol, 173 00:08:04,101 --> 00:08:06,740 apart from "Sultans of Swing" and "Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep Cheep." [gasps] 174 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,221 -[Pepe whimpers] -[Frank growls] 175 00:08:08,301 --> 00:08:10,981 Pint o' bitter an' a couple of Es for the dog, Kev. 176 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:13,221 ♪ Where's your mama gone? ♪ 177 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:14,901 ♪ Where's your mama gone? ♪ 178 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:17,421 Used to sing that to the kids when Monica fucked off. 179 00:08:17,981 --> 00:08:19,700 Never a dry eye in the house. 180 00:08:19,781 --> 00:08:21,620 Shot upstairs howling, they all did. 181 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:24,581 What? 182 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:28,740 Oh, here we go, men in black, 183 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:31,421 hard as nails, the future of our nation. 184 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,781 You got me house keys, Veronica? 185 00:08:32,861 --> 00:08:34,501 Couple of gills for the lads, Jez. 186 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,741 -You eighteen? -Yeah. 187 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:37,980 Veronica, is your mum okay? 188 00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:40,541 -Fucker! -[Veronica] Yeah, she's happy. 189 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:41,460 Woof. 190 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,021 -[Marty] Woof. -Fucking 'ell, sorry I asked. 191 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,261 -[both chuckle] -Whoa, do that again. 192 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,460 -Eh? -That... 193 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:50,581 what you ju-- that thing that you just did, 194 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:51,541 you know, with your face. 195 00:08:51,621 --> 00:08:54,301 What you just said to Lip. I just said, "Sorry I asked." 196 00:08:54,941 --> 00:08:56,701 [both chuckle] 197 00:08:58,181 --> 00:08:59,261 How gay is that? 198 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,980 -No, it's not -Was a bit. 199 00:09:02,621 --> 00:09:03,701 Gay. 200 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,501 What, you're not gay, are ya? 201 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,661 -No. -Oh, Jesus, he is. 202 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:14,980 He's gay. Fuck me! 203 00:09:15,061 --> 00:09:16,381 You don't know what you're talking about. 204 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,421 He is, he must be, if I'd a said that to anybody else, 205 00:09:18,501 --> 00:09:19,661 they'd have planted me one. 206 00:09:19,741 --> 00:09:22,301 Oh, great, I'm having a flashback to John Inman. 207 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:24,100 -Fuck's sake! -[glass shatters] 208 00:09:24,181 --> 00:09:26,061 -[Jez] Fucks sake! -[Kev] Oi! 209 00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,421 Get up, Frank. 210 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,941 ♪ Anymore ♪ 211 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:37,181 ♪ To waste our lives Would be a... ♪ 212 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:38,741 Now you're talking. 213 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:41,261 Christ for that. Come here, eh? 214 00:09:41,741 --> 00:09:42,741 Growin' up, eh? 215 00:09:42,821 --> 00:09:44,141 Growin' up! 216 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,860 Can't ya tell when they're growing up? 217 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:47,701 Yeah, they're barred. 218 00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:48,701 [door slams] 219 00:09:48,941 --> 00:09:50,541 [panting] 220 00:09:51,821 --> 00:09:52,980 What's the matter? 221 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:54,501 -You got away with it. -I didn't. 222 00:09:55,181 --> 00:09:56,381 He can tell. He knows. 223 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:58,261 Come on. 224 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,541 It's all right, we'll go and see Mandy Maguire. 225 00:10:01,581 --> 00:10:04,581 -[tense music] -[sirens in distance] 226 00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:07,941 -Hi, John. -[John] All right, buddy? 227 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:08,941 All right, mate? 228 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:26,061 [suspenseful music playing] 229 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,381 [fumbling] 230 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:36,501 [clattering] 231 00:10:40,821 --> 00:10:42,141 [exhales deeply] 232 00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:10,340 [Stan] Are you right in the fucking head? 233 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:11,460 What have you nicked his car for? 234 00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:13,181 I'm sick of that creep getting everything his way. 235 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:14,701 Because she said she'll marry him? 236 00:11:14,781 --> 00:11:15,821 [Tony] Yeah, plus other stuff. 237 00:11:16,381 --> 00:11:18,460 It was just a joke at first 'cause he thinks I'm not capable. 238 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:20,860 [Stan] Yeah, well now that you've joined the club, congratulations. 239 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,541 Now put it back, and count me out. I know nothing about this. 240 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:25,860 Stan. 241 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:35,061 -How much is that? -Hundred and fifty-odd grand. 242 00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:36,340 I found it in the roof compartment. 243 00:11:36,941 --> 00:11:38,941 You reckon Steve earns this much nicking the odd motor? 244 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:40,421 Depends how good he is at saving. 245 00:11:43,781 --> 00:11:44,781 Coke? 246 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,501 -He's dealing. -[Stan] Oh, give over. 247 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,501 I've seen more gear than that shifted in The Jockey of a weekend. 248 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,781 [clattering] 249 00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:58,860 Fuck me. 250 00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:03,340 ["Spice Up Your Life" by Spice Girls playing] 251 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,220 [Veronica] Reckon a replacement! 252 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,581 -[laughter] -[Fiona] Lillian, are you sure 253 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,541 you can get the dresses ready for Saturday? 254 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,901 -[Veronica grunting] -[laughter] 255 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,701 Knew I should have had a wee. 256 00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:21,220 -[Debbie] What is it? -Pepe's waistcoat... 257 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:22,901 for the wedding. [chuckles] 258 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,340 [Debbie] Aw, it's beautiful. 259 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:25,980 [Carol] But the only hat we've found 260 00:12:26,061 --> 00:12:28,301 he's not that thrilled about; makes him look like a chimp. 261 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,980 Mum, it's a church. 262 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:32,021 Fiona's not gonna want a dog yapping all the way 263 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,980 -through the ceremony. -He won't yap. He doesn't yap. 264 00:12:35,061 --> 00:12:36,460 [Veronica] He's not invited. 265 00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,701 -Carol and guest. -[Pepe barks] 266 00:12:38,781 --> 00:12:41,821 [Veronica] Meaning Marty. His says the same, meaning you. 267 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:44,181 If I had a husband, he'd be totally ignored. 268 00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:45,501 Your husband's dead... 269 00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:48,261 -and Pepe is a dog. -[snorts] 270 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,740 [Carol] She's a lot cheaper than a husband, 271 00:12:49,821 --> 00:12:51,181 if it's catering we're talking about, 272 00:12:51,261 --> 00:12:52,581 and a little bit more talkative... 273 00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:54,460 -[Pepe yaps] -...which, you know, Veronica... 274 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,301 [kisses] ...I'm very grateful for. 275 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,381 I'm getting worried about you. 276 00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:00,860 I want you to see a doctor. 277 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,460 What the hell for? 278 00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:04,620 Because you sounding pretty confused some days. 279 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:05,901 Am I? 280 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,340 No more than normal. 281 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:08,501 [Sheila] Pepe can come, Carol. 282 00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:09,980 Course he can come. 283 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:12,541 The waistcoat looks fab. 284 00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:15,740 -See, thank you, Fiona. -You're not helping. 285 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:20,941 [sighs] I just want you to get checked out. 286 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,941 They say there's medication that can help, 287 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:25,581 and the sooner they start it, the better it works. 288 00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:27,620 -For what? -For what Grandma had. 289 00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,620 -♪ Spice up your life ♪ -Colostomy? 290 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,061 Confusion! 291 00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:33,421 ♪ If you're having a good time Shake it to the right ♪ 292 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:34,501 Look... 293 00:13:35,501 --> 00:13:36,701 I know, you miss your Malcolm... 294 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,501 but, you've got to face facts. 295 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,941 A dog is not gonna make up for the loss of a lifelong friend. 296 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,381 -Who's Malcolm? -Oh, your dead husband! 297 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,581 My dead dad! 298 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,100 You don't have to shout. 299 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,381 I know who that Malcolm is. 300 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:52,100 You didn't till I fucking told you though, did ya? 301 00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:53,301 [growls] 302 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:55,661 Groom and boys next, come on. 303 00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:57,781 Who exports drugs from round here? 304 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,381 I mean, nobody exports from Britain. 305 00:13:59,901 --> 00:14:01,941 We're the only mugs daft enough to pay these kind of prices. 306 00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:04,381 -Same with flat screen tellies. -[TV plays in background] 307 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:06,661 [Tony] So how come I found a ferry ticket from Bilboa 308 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:07,980 in the glove compartment then? 309 00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:11,620 Aw, more Tin Tin than Rin Tin Tin. 310 00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:14,500 This is for a totally different vehicle, ya mong. 311 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,381 It's the same model. 312 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,860 Yeah, and apart from different colour and different registration. 313 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,821 Hey, these cars could be twins. 314 00:14:21,141 --> 00:14:23,661 [Tony] Don't be thick. He rings cars for a living. 315 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,261 Changing the colour, registration, and the rest of its obvious characteristics 316 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,781 is what Steve does for a living. 317 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,460 Sometime or other this car's been abroad. 318 00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:33,181 -Why? -So's mine. 319 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,860 I'm not talking about a car park in Wrexham. 320 00:14:36,941 --> 00:14:39,141 Steve's car's come into Britain from Spain. 321 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,021 -What's that saying, eh? -Timeshare? 322 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,261 [tuts] 323 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,421 [sighs] 324 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,581 -[Ms Dynamite music playing] -[Frank] Hey. [giggles] 325 00:14:47,181 --> 00:14:50,220 [Lip] Let's have it, come on, get on that beat. 326 00:14:50,901 --> 00:14:52,021 [Lip giggles] 327 00:14:56,740 --> 00:15:00,021 [laughs] S-- S-- Sorry. 328 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,941 Lillian, love. Sorry, Lillian. Lillian. 329 00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:04,901 Okay, go for it. 330 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,141 [laughs] 331 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,781 [all laugh] 332 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,500 [Frank] I don't know why I'm laughing 333 00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,701 ‘cause I'm having a flashback to Strangeways here. 334 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,581 [whooping] 335 00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:18,181 [Kev] Hey, only hurts the first time, Frank. 336 00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:20,141 Our Fiona... 337 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,061 was-- 338 00:15:22,141 --> 00:15:24,181 was my first born. 339 00:15:24,261 --> 00:15:25,980 -[both] To Fiona. -[Frank] It's a happy day... 340 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:29,821 -and a sad day for us all... -[man] You owe me a drink to go. 341 00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:31,421 ...to see her marrying Steve. 342 00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,301 -[all] Steve! -And starting a brand new life. 343 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,220 [Kev] Steve-o! 344 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,701 [Frank] She's-- s-- she's guided all of us 345 00:15:37,781 --> 00:15:40,340 through difficult times... 346 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,381 as a family, and for each of us 347 00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:47,821 she has been a total godsend, 348 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,901 and we couldn't have managed without her. 349 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,901 That's what you said. 350 00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:53,500 We can all say from the bottom of our hearts... 351 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,781 that she is really the other half... 352 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:00,781 of all of us. 353 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,301 [Kev] And... 354 00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:03,701 us. 355 00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,500 Honestly, that's, fucking-- I'm welling up here. 356 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,620 Thieving bastard's been upstairs and nicked that outta my bag. 357 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,021 -[Ian] Dad! -[Frank laughs] 358 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,781 [Frank] He was a poet and he knew it. 359 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,061 -You said... -[Frank] Knows it.. 360 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,500 ...you didn't want to give her away. 361 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:17,581 Well, I've changed me mind now I've got something to say. 362 00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:18,860 [Lip mutters] It's my speech. 363 00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:20,021 Lillian, 364 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,941 if you keep that up the least I'm gonna want is a blow job. 365 00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:25,941 Any more of that talk, I'll pin your whatsit to your knackers. 366 00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:28,141 [cheering] 367 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,701 [Lilian] Who's next? 368 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,100 -[phone ringing] -[Stan] So, uh, 369 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:32,980 where were you in just before we picked ya up? 370 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,141 -[woman] Uh, Eden club. -[Stan] Eden club? 371 00:16:35,781 --> 00:16:36,781 That'd be the, uh, 372 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,581 Eden club in the middle of town, would it? Yeah? 373 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,541 [indistinct chattering] 374 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,261 [Veronica] She getting ready? Lemme look. 375 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,661 [Sheila and Veronica] Aww! 376 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,261 -[Veronica] Look at you! -[Sheila] Beautiful! 377 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,901 [Veronica] I hope you're happy! 378 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,181 [Lilian] 'Ere, give us a walk. 379 00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:53,581 Oh my God, I'm so nervous. 380 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,781 Ey up, ey up, are you ready? 381 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,220 [Sheila humming "Bridal March"] 382 00:16:58,301 --> 00:16:59,261 What is that? 383 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,821 [laughing] 384 00:17:01,301 --> 00:17:03,701 [all cooing] 385 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,100 [Veronica] Ey, ey, 'ere, 'ere. 386 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,701 -You look beautiful. [gasps] -You do. There y'are. 387 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,660 Oh my God. 388 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:16,461 -[phone ringing] -[indistinct chatter] 389 00:17:16,781 --> 00:17:19,180 [Father Polish grunts] Exchanging of the vows. 390 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,501 Thank you, Veronica. 391 00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,140 You will lead the wedding procession to, uh... 392 00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:25,461 the wedding march. Slowly on the day, Fiona. 393 00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:29,221 Now, Philip, this is where you hand over Fiona to Steve. 394 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:31,581 -So, let go of her arm. -[Lip] All right. 395 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,821 -Now? [laughs] -[laughs] 396 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,461 -[Father Polish grunts] -[Fiona giggles] 397 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:37,141 This is where I will greet the bride and bridegroom in a friendly manner, 398 00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:39,301 showing that the church shares their joy. 399 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,381 [indistinct police radio] 400 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:47,301 [Father Polish] Uh, Kevin, this is where you step forward, 401 00:17:47,381 --> 00:17:48,501 and give the rings to Steve. 402 00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,221 Repeat after me. 403 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,501 l, Steve McBride. 404 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,461 [Steve] l, Steve McBride. 405 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,621 [Father Polish] Do take thee... 406 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,660 Do take thee, Fiona Gallagher. 407 00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:58,981 To be my lawful wedded wife. 408 00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:00,461 To be my lawful wedded wife. 409 00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,061 To have and to hold. 410 00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,581 -To have and-- -[mobile phone ringing] 411 00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:06,021 Excuse me, sorry. Sorry about this. 412 00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:10,021 Excuse me, sorry about this. Sorry, excuse me. 413 00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:11,581 -[Steve] Two secs. -[mobile phone beeps] 414 00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:15,141 All right, listen, I'm gonna have to shoot off. 415 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,701 -Steve! -[Steve] It's all right. 416 00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,861 Honestly, fine, um, just had to get it through my head. 417 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,741 You know? Walk through, all that, be fine. 418 00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:23,541 Kev, can I borrow you for two secs, just two secs. 419 00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,501 -Bit quicker than that, mate. -Steve. 420 00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,781 -[Veronica] Kev. -I'm best man, aren't I? 421 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:33,261 Steve. 422 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,461 [tyres screeching] 423 00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:43,180 [children chattering in distance] 424 00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:44,101 Is it? 425 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:48,821 [Steve] Where'd you find it? 426 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,341 Just a couple of wideboys showing off to their mates on the M60. 427 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,940 There's no damage as far as I can see, apart from the ignition. 428 00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:55,700 [Kev] How good do you feel now, mate, eh? 429 00:18:56,461 --> 00:18:58,101 -These are on me. -[Steve] Hey, not for me, Kev. 430 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,541 Not if I'm driving, and, uh... 431 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:01,261 I am now. 432 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,221 Come here, listen... 433 00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:05,981 I'll sort you out, with the, you know, tomorrow. 434 00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:07,981 Nah, nah, forget about it, Steve. 435 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,541 [scoffs] 436 00:19:09,621 --> 00:19:10,821 [Tony] I'm just glad to be of some use. 437 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:13,420 You know, we can be... sometimes. 438 00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,821 All right, see you later, mate. Kev, thanks for the lift. 439 00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:18,940 -Ta-ra. -[Steve] Jez. 440 00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,501 Hey, has Jensen Button just turned his nose up at that? 441 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,180 Cheers. Mind your back, Kev, let this blind lady through. 442 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,461 Who the fuck are you calling blind? 443 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,461 Sorry, fuck you dressed like that for then? 444 00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,141 Eh? 445 00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:35,420 Don't start with me Frank. 446 00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:36,861 [Frank] She started it. 447 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,781 She started it. 448 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,621 You should put a sign up about that, nice behaviour. 449 00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:45,180 It's a Government thing now, you know, you gotta be caring. 450 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:46,861 [tense music] 451 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,621 [Frank] Why? Yeah, oh. Oh, that's very nice. 452 00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:54,021 -[Fiona cheering] -[Veronica] Oh, look at that. 453 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,821 Oh! Smell that! 454 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,821 [Fiona] Oh, you've done us proud, Yvonne. 455 00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:01,021 -That's lovely. -This is fantastic, Yvonne. 456 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,700 Sure you can cater for fifty-odd people by this weekend? 457 00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:06,061 [Yvonne] Course I can. You should see when I've got Kash's family round. 458 00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:07,621 Believe me, she lives for the challenge. 459 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,180 Did you teach her how to cook like this then? 460 00:20:09,261 --> 00:20:11,221 [Yvonne] Yeah, right, it's all tins with him. 461 00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:14,180 Microwave pings that often in our house that kids think it's fire alarm. 462 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,900 Do you like it? See, even for kids. 463 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,021 I mean, I'll tone it down a bit, you know, 464 00:20:20,101 --> 00:20:21,821 so that there's something for everyone at the wedding. 465 00:20:22,461 --> 00:20:24,781 Give me a curry instead of a scabby prawn cocktail any day. 466 00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,141 Too spicy for me. 467 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,261 Never used to be. 468 00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:29,221 End of another era. 469 00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:30,660 [suspenseful music] 470 00:20:30,741 --> 00:20:32,381 [Yvonne] Pilau rice, samosas, bhajis. 471 00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:34,501 You name it, I've got it. 472 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,381 -[Carol] Why? -Why d'ya think? 473 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,221 [Carol] Three-day mystery cruise 474 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,741 round the Bay of Biscay. 475 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,861 So, how's that a mystery? 476 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:48,021 Agatha Christie murder mystery tour! 477 00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:52,221 [screams] Marty! Aww! 478 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:53,660 [barks] 479 00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:55,180 [Debbie] Yay! 480 00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:57,221 [Carol] I'm going on a cruise. 481 00:20:57,301 --> 00:20:58,981 [Carol whooping] 482 00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:02,221 -Oh, sorry, come at a bad time? -What's up? 483 00:21:02,301 --> 00:21:03,981 -Where did you get money like this? -Money Dad left me. 484 00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:05,821 We're off upstairs. 485 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,700 [Carol] That money's meant for you! 486 00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:09,900 Yeah, to make me happy, and if you're happy, so am I. 487 00:21:09,981 --> 00:21:12,501 -[barking] -Bit of 'omework. 488 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,581 I'll be shutting the door 'cause we need some peace and quiet. 489 00:21:16,101 --> 00:21:17,221 -I'm reading it. -[Marty] Fuck off. 490 00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:18,821 -[Veronica] You fuck off. -Hopeless, find Lip. 491 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,541 -My t-- -Oh, fuckin' have it then. 492 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,541 Talk about jealous. 493 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:23,741 [whimpering] 494 00:21:24,381 --> 00:21:25,660 [Lip breathing heavily] 495 00:21:26,581 --> 00:21:28,261 As long as you know I'm only doing this for Ian. 496 00:21:28,981 --> 00:21:30,221 [Lip] Yeah, same here. 497 00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:32,581 I hope he's grateful. 'Cause... 498 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:35,781 Wow. 499 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,981 -[Lip exhales] -Wow? It's not for you. 500 00:21:39,861 --> 00:21:40,821 No problem. 501 00:21:43,061 --> 00:21:44,180 Wow. 502 00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:47,061 If you stuck a bonnet on that it'd look like a microphone. 503 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,141 Whatever. 504 00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:50,261 You sing, I'll dance. 505 00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:57,781 [energetic music] 506 00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:04,301 [Lip grunting] 507 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:07,141 -Batteries are going on this! -Fuck off. 508 00:22:08,781 --> 00:22:10,700 [Lip grunting] 509 00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:12,501 [Mandy moaning] 510 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:30,741 [Tony] Fiona know you're dealing? 511 00:22:30,821 --> 00:22:33,420 I don't know what you're talking about, mate. 512 00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:34,501 You think I'm taping this? 513 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,021 Like I wanna hear this more than once. 514 00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:38,900 -Get real. -[bottle opening] 515 00:22:39,781 --> 00:22:41,180 Tony, the stuff you've got's not mine. 516 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,261 Looking after it for a mate? 517 00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:44,981 No, just somebody I know. 518 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,101 All right if I sit down? 519 00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:48,581 [bottle clinks] 520 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:00,660 [Tony] Been away recently? 521 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,341 No. 522 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:04,741 Spain? 523 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,021 No. 524 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:10,900 Chassis number from that car matches a Jeep that came via Spain. 525 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,781 Different reg plate, and different colour, obviously. 526 00:23:15,821 --> 00:23:17,621 Is that where all your cars are coming from? 527 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:18,781 Just the occasional one. 528 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:20,341 -How occasional? -T-- 529 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:21,940 Two, three... 530 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,581 a year, three. 531 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:32,341 How did you get to be involved in a racket like this? 532 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:34,021 -Bloody drugs. -Tony, look, 533 00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:36,261 it's just an occasional thing to pay off an old debt. 534 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,460 I don't wanna do it, Tony, but I have to pay this off. 535 00:23:41,581 --> 00:23:43,621 The car owners never know the cargo they're carrying. 536 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:44,981 I get told which car to target, 537 00:23:45,061 --> 00:23:46,781 I pick it up, I ring it, then my... 538 00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:48,420 mates... 539 00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:49,821 they come and pick up their cargo. 540 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,781 I get a small wage, and I get to move the car off on my own. 541 00:23:58,861 --> 00:24:00,861 Name a price, gimme the stuff, and-- and-- 542 00:24:01,221 --> 00:24:02,141 can have done with this. 543 00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:03,180 [scoffs] 544 00:24:03,621 --> 00:24:05,900 You think I want a slice of some of this? 545 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,261 Drug money? 546 00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:09,741 Well, what else are we here for? 547 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:11,301 [scoffs] 548 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,621 I'm right in guessing that Fiona doesn't know? 549 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,981 So, nothing 550 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:25,541 about the money that she'll be spending as the wife of Steve McBride? 551 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,221 Nothing about the kind of life she's letting herself in for? 552 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,420 Seems you don't have a fucking clue what you're on about. 553 00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:32,621 I'm dead if I don't get that gear where it belongs by Wednesday. 554 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,660 Precisely my point! 'Cause it's not gonna be cowboys you're dealing with, is it? 555 00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,660 And debts like these, they go on forever, don't they, Steve? 556 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,420 [exhales] 557 00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:50,700 [strikes match] 558 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:54,861 [sighs] 559 00:25:05,061 --> 00:25:05,900 Fine. 560 00:25:07,221 --> 00:25:08,381 How safe's Fiona, eh? 561 00:25:10,381 --> 00:25:12,101 If it hadn't been me nicking that car for a laugh 562 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:14,141 to wind you up, how safe would she be now? 563 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,381 Ever do anything to harm her, 564 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,101 I want you to know, Steve... 565 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,981 I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life. 566 00:25:29,981 --> 00:25:31,660 -Never been caught, Tony. -I caught you. 567 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,301 Promise me now you'll put a stop to it. 568 00:25:42,781 --> 00:25:43,900 -I'm trying. -Promise. 569 00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:46,061 Else you're getting fuck all. 570 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,581 Please. 571 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:56,940 I need it by Wednesday. 572 00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:01,061 [sighs] 573 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:39,261 [gate rattles] 574 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,381 [indistinct arguing] 575 00:26:42,821 --> 00:26:44,541 -What? -Upstairs. 576 00:26:45,581 --> 00:26:46,621 -[Carl] Wait. -[Debbie] No! 577 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,381 -[Carl] Hang on. -[Debbie] No, I'm hungry! 578 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:49,700 -[Carl] Give it! -[Debbie] Get off me! 579 00:26:52,141 --> 00:26:54,781 [Fiona] What you and Mandy Maguire get up to in private is your own business, 580 00:26:55,101 --> 00:26:57,220 and I'm glad you're sensible enough to use protection, Ian, 581 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,741 but... 582 00:26:58,821 --> 00:27:00,621 if you ever leave your bed in this state 583 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,021 thinking I'm gonna clear it up, 584 00:27:02,101 --> 00:27:03,541 you've another bloody thing coming. 585 00:27:05,301 --> 00:27:07,940 Shift that condom, and give Mandy Maguire her knickers back. 586 00:27:08,021 --> 00:27:10,141 -What's he done now? -[Fiona] Mind your own business. 587 00:27:10,581 --> 00:27:12,861 [groans] State of that bed! You scummy git. 588 00:27:13,141 --> 00:27:14,821 -Sorry, Fiona. -[Fiona] You better be. 589 00:27:15,261 --> 00:27:18,301 ‘Cause I'm not getting married so I can babysit you lot for the rest of my life. 590 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,061 Strip that bed, and stick it on a boil wash! 591 00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:25,420 [both giggle] 592 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,261 But you shift your leftovers. 593 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:30,581 -On your back. -Oh! Lip. 594 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:34,781 Plus, Mandy Maguire slipped me a note at school. 595 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:35,940 Said she wants a rematch. 596 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:37,341 Hey, be careful though. 597 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:38,420 Never not. 598 00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:40,940 No, I mean you can't get caught if I'm not there. 599 00:27:41,021 --> 00:27:43,420 Eugh, he wants to watch. 600 00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,341 -No, I'm sayin-- -Dirty little deviant. 601 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:47,381 -Yeah, right. -Cheesy little homo 602 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,581 wanting to see how the carnivores do it. 603 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:55,381 [Lip and Ian laughing] 604 00:27:55,581 --> 00:27:56,420 What is it? 605 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:59,061 Ey, I dunno, but thank God we killed it. 606 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:01,301 Come on, Mam! 607 00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:02,861 [Steve] Come on, Carol, foot on the gas! 608 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:05,261 [Carol] Easier said than done in this. 609 00:28:05,341 --> 00:28:06,940 [all cheering] 610 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,141 [Steve] Look at you! 611 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,900 [wolf-whistling and whooping] 612 00:28:11,821 --> 00:28:13,700 [Fiona] Wish I was goin' now; love dressin' up. 613 00:28:13,781 --> 00:28:16,301 What, an Agatha Christie honeymoon? What would I wear? 614 00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:17,420 An axe in the back. 615 00:28:17,501 --> 00:28:18,741 -Ay. -[Carol] Bye. 616 00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:19,981 -See ya. -[Steve] See ya, Carol. 617 00:28:20,061 --> 00:28:22,301 -[all] See ya, Carol! -[Debbie] See you Saturday, the wedding. 618 00:28:22,381 --> 00:28:24,180 -See ya. -[all] See ya. 619 00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:26,061 [Marty] Bye. 620 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:29,141 Say goodbye to Mummy. 621 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:30,940 Wave goodbye. 622 00:28:31,821 --> 00:28:33,021 Bye bye, Mummy. 623 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,180 -Bye bye. -[Pepe whimpering] 624 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,061 [eerie music] 625 00:28:38,141 --> 00:28:39,341 [Marty makes kiss noise] Come on. 626 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,861 Come on, Pepe, come on. 627 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,101 -Come on. -[Pepe whimpers] 628 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,541 Come on, that's it, come on. 629 00:28:43,741 --> 00:28:44,781 Look, hey, come on. 630 00:28:44,861 --> 00:28:46,660 Come on, who's a good boy? Lamb! 631 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,381 Come on, come on, that's it. 632 00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,541 Good boy. Slaughter! 633 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,261 Come on. 634 00:28:52,341 --> 00:28:53,341 Come to Marty. 635 00:28:53,861 --> 00:28:54,980 Look what Marty's got for ya. 636 00:28:57,021 --> 00:28:59,420 [suspenseful music] 637 00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:04,501 [Pepe whimpers] 638 00:29:04,861 --> 00:29:05,741 Are ya ready? 639 00:29:05,821 --> 00:29:06,900 Go on, are ya ready? 640 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,061 Go on, yeah. 641 00:29:09,021 --> 00:29:10,101 Sweet dreams! 642 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:11,301 [chuckling] 643 00:29:12,021 --> 00:29:13,821 I'd recommend Barbados for honeymoon. 644 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:14,821 Oh, yeah? 645 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:15,741 Where did you stay? 646 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:17,381 Oh no, we haven't been. 647 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,420 I just recommend it. 648 00:29:18,621 --> 00:29:19,501 In that case, 649 00:29:20,061 --> 00:29:22,101 I recommend... Palestine. 650 00:29:24,381 --> 00:29:25,501 I don't mean, Palestine, do I? 651 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,861 Where did Beverley go when she won the lottery? 652 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:29,940 -[Fiona tuts] Dubai. -[Veronica] Dubai! 653 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,261 [Marty] What? 654 00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:36,781 [Veronica] Where you off? 655 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,460 -Just to a mate's. -[Veronica] Oh? 656 00:29:47,101 --> 00:29:48,301 Requiem! 657 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:49,501 [Fiona coos] 658 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,141 He looks a bit lost without your mum, dun' he? 659 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,381 [Kev] Not lost enough. 660 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:53,980 -Has he got any mates? -No. 661 00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,220 Anyway, Dubai, loved it. 662 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,821 Said it were like Blackpool with money. 663 00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,821 Came back like a beetroot, with a bloke who made watches. 664 00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:02,460 [all laugh] 665 00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:05,581 [vet] It's just not something we can do to a healthy dog. 666 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:08,460 -It goes against everything that we-- -[Marty] Well, I wouldn't mind but... 667 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,420 when he bites, it's never that deep. 668 00:30:10,501 --> 00:30:12,900 I mean most he's ever given anyone is seven stitches. 669 00:30:13,781 --> 00:30:15,741 But, it's the noise. Noise! [barks] 670 00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:18,581 There's been two attempts on his life by the neighbours. 671 00:30:19,141 --> 00:30:21,501 So I presume, the police have intervened? 672 00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:26,541 With a court order? 673 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,541 [whimpering] 674 00:30:30,301 --> 00:30:31,141 Yeah. 675 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,420 -Okay. -[paper rustling] 676 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:36,061 Okay, get Mr. Fisher a cup of tea. 677 00:30:36,141 --> 00:30:39,501 [Pepe whimpering] 678 00:30:40,101 --> 00:30:42,381 [vet] Would you like to stay for the procedure? 679 00:30:44,021 --> 00:30:44,861 You don't have to. 680 00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:48,980 Yes, please. 681 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:52,101 [horn blaring] 682 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,741 Hey, how you doing Ol? 683 00:30:57,381 --> 00:30:58,940 -Where's Tonto? -Tonsillitis! 684 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,541 Forty-two and tonsillitis! 685 00:31:00,741 --> 00:31:02,420 You wouldn't even tell anybody, would ya? 686 00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:05,700 I think Tonto made it up to avoid getting in the car with this dick 687 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,220 -dressed like Dracula. -Hey! 688 00:31:07,501 --> 00:31:08,341 What's wrong with it? 689 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,501 Hey, you'd buy one of these for a one-er, wouldn't you, Steve? 690 00:31:10,581 --> 00:31:13,021 Yeah, maybe if I got one to fit me a bit better than that, mate. 691 00:31:13,101 --> 00:31:14,700 -Know what I mean? -[Mack laughs] Nice one. 692 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:16,501 All right, here we go. [grunts] 693 00:31:17,061 --> 00:31:18,781 [bird wings flapping] 694 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,621 [clangs] 695 00:31:22,741 --> 00:31:24,541 -Good work. -Good man, cheers. 696 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:31,700 [tyres screeching] 697 00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:35,021 [siren wailing] 698 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,261 [Tony] Armed Police! Nobody move! 699 00:31:38,341 --> 00:31:39,821 Not an inch or you're dead! 700 00:31:40,621 --> 00:31:42,061 [Tony] Face down, on the ground, all of ya! 701 00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:43,141 Face down or tits up. 702 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:44,341 -It's your call! -Get down! 703 00:31:45,141 --> 00:31:46,341 [Steve] All right, all right. 704 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,980 Right, hands on your heads where I can see 'em! 705 00:31:49,061 --> 00:31:51,180 [indistinct chatter on police radio] 706 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:52,900 Armed with what? 707 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,900 [metal clicking] 708 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,621 [Tony] One crack from this'll break yer arm, pal. 709 00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,621 -Come on, I'm warning ya! -Yeah? 710 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,420 -Paper, rock, scissors! -Woah! 711 00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,700 Mack! Fucking hell. 712 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,781 -[Steve] Calm down, everybody! -Back! 713 00:32:04,861 --> 00:32:06,261 [Steve] Just calm down, mate. 714 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,980 Woah, easy. Where's that come from? 715 00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:09,861 Insurance. 716 00:32:12,381 --> 00:32:13,821 [indistinct TV noise] 717 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,301 Hi, this is Steve's phone. 718 00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:17,700 I'm probably away from my desk, or on another line... 719 00:32:17,781 --> 00:32:18,940 -We off? -...leave a message. 720 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:20,341 -[phone beeps] -Steve's not back yet. 721 00:32:21,021 --> 00:32:22,261 Goody, goody, rum-rum. 722 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,101 Does he know the taxi's booked for eight? 723 00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:25,501 Yeah, he booked it. 724 00:32:26,141 --> 00:32:27,101 [gun cocks] 725 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:28,381 [tense music] 726 00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:31,861 [Tony] This is the kind of life that you think Fiona deserves, eh, Steve? 727 00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:36,141 [Mack] You know him! 728 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,861 [Stan] We could just walk out. We've seen nothing. 729 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:38,821 Like fuck you can! 730 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,900 [Steve] Come on, Ollie, look, time to put the gun down. 731 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,621 This is just silly, it's fuckin' stupid. 732 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,861 -[gun cocks] -For fuck's sake, Steve. 733 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,261 Just tell him put the gun down. This is fucking stupid, mate. 734 00:32:48,261 --> 00:32:49,141 [Mack] How d'you know him? 735 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:50,660 He's an undercover. 736 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,821 Don't talk rubbish, mate. 737 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,781 -[thud] -[Steve grunts] 738 00:32:52,861 --> 00:32:54,341 We've been nothin' but mates to you. 739 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,660 -We haven't shit on you once. -[Steve] Ollie, look, I promise you, 740 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,101 I did not know they were gonna be here. 741 00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,541 -Tony, tell them! -Well, seeing as they are... 742 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:04,180 if you think you're walking out of here with the money and the gear... 743 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:08,700 [Steve] Ollie, we can sort this out, mate. 744 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:12,581 I'll wait for you outside. 745 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,301 And what am I supposed to do? 746 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:19,301 Steve won't mind you taking his car. 747 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,301 He won't be needing it. 748 00:33:28,301 --> 00:33:29,541 [chuckles] Mack! 749 00:33:30,101 --> 00:33:31,980 Mack, we can sort this out between us, all right? 750 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,180 Come on, mate, we can sort this out between the two of us. 751 00:33:34,261 --> 00:33:35,101 Just put the gun down. 752 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,141 Ollie, don't you fucking do this! 753 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:39,581 [engine revs] 754 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,700 [tyres screeching] 755 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,141 Mack, put the gun down. 756 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,740 -Put the gun down! -[gunshot] 757 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:53,621 [tyres screech] 758 00:33:57,821 --> 00:33:59,101 [engine revs] 759 00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,861 [tyres screech] 760 00:34:05,101 --> 00:34:06,341 [Stan] Jesus Christ. 761 00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:07,460 Oh, Jesus. 762 00:34:08,461 --> 00:34:09,660 [whimpering] 763 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:12,780 -[Stan whimpering] Jesus Christ. -You'd better disappear. 764 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,461 You're a fucking lunatic! 765 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:36,021 Yeah, none of this is your fault! 766 00:34:36,101 --> 00:34:38,180 No, it's not my fucking fault! 767 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,581 D'you know what's gonna happen, Tony? 768 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:44,180 They're gonna think I set 'em up! 769 00:34:47,381 --> 00:34:49,541 They're gonna come after me, and they're gonna kill me. 770 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,061 [sniffling] 771 00:34:54,901 --> 00:34:56,101 They're gonna kill me, Tony. 772 00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,741 Holy Mother Mary of God, pray for us sinners. 773 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,340 Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with thee... 774 00:35:03,181 --> 00:35:04,381 [sighs] ...with Christ. 775 00:35:05,941 --> 00:35:07,340 [Stan] Oh, Jesus Christ. 776 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:08,581 [Stan sniffles] 777 00:35:09,181 --> 00:35:10,021 [Tony] Call for help. 778 00:35:22,101 --> 00:35:24,061 [Stan] Mayday. [Stan breathing heavily] 779 00:35:24,141 --> 00:35:25,061 Mayday. 780 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:29,541 This is PC Stan Waterman. 781 00:35:30,501 --> 00:35:31,340 Mayday. 782 00:35:32,621 --> 00:35:34,541 Requiring urgent assistance 783 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,261 to the March Road Industrial Estate. 784 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:40,661 Say again, mayday, mayday. 785 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:43,621 This is PC Stan Waterman 786 00:35:44,181 --> 00:35:45,221 requiring urgent assistance 787 00:35:45,501 --> 00:35:47,221 to the March Road Industrial Estate. 788 00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:49,981 Repeat, urgent assistance. 789 00:35:52,181 --> 00:35:53,421 Well, just get 'ere, okay? 790 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:56,780 Vanish. 791 00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:58,541 -Go on. -Where? 792 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:01,421 -Here. -[keys jingle] 793 00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:05,981 Go on. 794 00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:19,381 [engine revs] 795 00:36:19,461 --> 00:36:20,780 [tyres screeching] 796 00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,061 [tyres screeching] 797 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:36,300 [indistinct chatter on TV] 798 00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:42,061 -[door opens] -[Pepe whimpers] 799 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,860 [muffled barking] 800 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:50,860 [laughs] 801 00:36:51,181 --> 00:36:54,061 -[muffled barking] -[Marty laughs] 802 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:57,340 Money well spent. 803 00:36:59,941 --> 00:37:01,741 [door opens] 804 00:37:06,621 --> 00:37:08,221 -[Kev] No show? -[Veronica sighs] 805 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:09,901 [Veronica] Have you tried Steve's other house? 806 00:37:09,981 --> 00:37:11,741 No, Veronica, the thought never occurred to me. 807 00:37:11,981 --> 00:37:13,860 [muffled barking continues] 808 00:37:14,141 --> 00:37:15,181 Yeah... 809 00:37:15,261 --> 00:37:16,820 his tenants haven't seen him since Friday. 810 00:37:17,981 --> 00:37:19,101 [Kev] What's wrong with the dog? 811 00:37:19,181 --> 00:37:21,101 [Marty chuckling] He just wants letting out. 812 00:37:22,181 --> 00:37:23,860 Yeah, but what's wrong with the dog? 813 00:37:24,421 --> 00:37:25,541 [door closes] 814 00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:26,461 I'm goin' to bed. 815 00:37:27,101 --> 00:37:29,141 Tell 'im he'd better sleep down here when he turns up! 816 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,860 [imitates barking] 817 00:37:32,261 --> 00:37:33,581 [muffled barking] 818 00:37:33,661 --> 00:37:37,261 -[imitates barking] -[muffled barking] 819 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:38,820 [barks] 820 00:37:38,901 --> 00:37:41,421 [Marty laughing] 821 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:46,101 [muffled barking continues] 822 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:51,101 [sirens wailing in distance] 823 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,261 He's poorly. How long's he been like this? 824 00:37:56,901 --> 00:37:57,780 Just lost his voice. 825 00:37:58,421 --> 00:38:00,581 Dog can't lose it's voice, Marty. 826 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,141 Can if you pay enough. 827 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:10,300 [barks] 828 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:30,981 You knew exactly what you were doing. 829 00:38:31,621 --> 00:38:33,221 You set me up as a grass 830 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,820 so that I've got no option but to trust someone like you. 831 00:38:35,901 --> 00:38:37,741 -I was just tryin' to help. -[Steve] Me? 832 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,021 How was that helping? 833 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:41,901 It's Fiona's best interests. 834 00:38:41,981 --> 00:38:43,780 -Fuck off! -[Tony grunts] 835 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,421 One guy's dead, Tony. 836 00:38:45,501 --> 00:38:47,261 The other's gonna come screaming down the M62, 837 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:49,780 with his mates, to take my fucking head off! 838 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:50,701 Look, you're safe. 839 00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:53,221 Ollie Bibby got lifted before he even made it back to Liverpool. 840 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,741 [camera shutter snapping] 841 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:57,621 Oh aye, hard as nails until he realised it was a murder enquiry. 842 00:38:58,021 --> 00:38:59,461 Now he's singing like a choirboy. 843 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,380 Naming all his mates for a plea bargain. 844 00:39:02,261 --> 00:39:03,860 The drug squad are roundin' 'em all up. 845 00:39:07,461 --> 00:39:08,300 So, I'm safe? 846 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:10,820 That's your debt cleared. 847 00:39:13,941 --> 00:39:15,581 He thinks I set him up, Tony. 848 00:39:17,741 --> 00:39:19,501 How's he not gonna name me? 849 00:39:20,661 --> 00:39:22,181 They've issued a warrant for your arrest. 850 00:39:22,780 --> 00:39:23,661 But at your old address. 851 00:39:24,221 --> 00:39:25,741 They want us keeping our eyes peeled for him. 852 00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:28,820 You brainless cunt. 853 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,380 Right, you've got me and Stan as witnesses. 854 00:39:33,461 --> 00:39:34,621 We'll-- We'll-- we'll just say that 855 00:39:34,701 --> 00:39:37,061 -you were nowhere near the incident. -Oh, well, that's just fine, innit? 856 00:39:39,581 --> 00:39:40,501 What about the coke? 857 00:39:41,061 --> 00:39:41,901 What? 858 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:43,860 Where's the coke? 859 00:39:46,421 --> 00:39:47,380 That's Bibby's coke. 860 00:39:47,701 --> 00:39:48,621 You said so. 861 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:50,380 That's evidence for the drug squad. 862 00:39:50,461 --> 00:39:51,901 Without that, we'd never get a conviction. 863 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,340 Thanks to you, 864 00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:56,061 my prints are all over those bags... 865 00:39:58,461 --> 00:39:59,300 aren't they? 866 00:40:07,941 --> 00:40:10,621 Unless you took time to clean every single last one of them... 867 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:12,780 just for my benefit. 868 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,661 [melancholy music plays] 869 00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:54,461 [siren wailing in distance] 870 00:40:55,501 --> 00:40:57,261 [dog barking in distance] 871 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,981 Oh, thank God. 872 00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:20,581 Fiona. 873 00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:22,501 Hey, what's this? 874 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:24,581 It's a-- It's just a favour from Tony. 875 00:41:24,661 --> 00:41:26,261 Look-- I-- I... [takes a deep breath] 876 00:41:26,661 --> 00:41:27,541 The police are after me. 877 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:31,221 Everyone is. Okay? 878 00:41:31,581 --> 00:41:32,501 What have you done? 879 00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:33,661 I can't stay here. 880 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:37,701 I've really messed this up, Fiona. 881 00:41:46,101 --> 00:41:47,581 [clattering] 882 00:42:23,101 --> 00:42:24,061 [Steve] Hey, mate. 883 00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:29,380 Put your coat on. 884 00:42:35,581 --> 00:42:36,780 -[Steve] Gotta run. -[Liam] Yep! 885 00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:45,261 -[Debbie giggles and sobs] -[Carl] All right, Kev. 886 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,621 [Kev] All right you. 887 00:42:47,061 --> 00:42:49,461 Yeah, look after your sister now. We'll drop you at the service station. 888 00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:51,741 It's a white Renault mini bus. Ex-taxi. 889 00:42:51,981 --> 00:42:53,941 -Where from though? -Brother-in-law, five an' half grand. 890 00:42:54,021 --> 00:42:55,340 I didn't have time to beat him down. 891 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:57,021 [Veronica] I can't believe I'm seeing this. 892 00:42:57,101 --> 00:42:58,901 Will you ring me when you get wherever? 893 00:42:58,981 --> 00:43:00,141 -[Fiona] I promise. -Oh, God. 894 00:43:00,221 --> 00:43:02,621 [Tony] We need to shift, otherwise someone's gonna wonder what we're doing. 895 00:43:02,701 --> 00:43:04,340 [Steve] Right, everyone, coats on. 896 00:43:05,181 --> 00:43:06,501 [indistinct chattering] 897 00:43:07,181 --> 00:43:08,741 [Steve] Thank you, mate. All right? 898 00:43:11,141 --> 00:43:12,101 [Lip] You doing? 899 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:16,541 [Ian] Nothing. 900 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:18,661 Not this. 901 00:43:20,621 --> 00:43:22,380 Look, I wouldn't know what to do anywhere else. 902 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:23,621 [Steve] Ian... 903 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:26,501 I know this is all my fault but I'm really trying here. 904 00:43:26,581 --> 00:43:27,461 I'm not blaming anybody. 905 00:43:29,461 --> 00:43:30,461 I'm just not goin'. 906 00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:36,621 But you can't stay here on your own. 907 00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,421 I'm here. [barks] 908 00:43:38,501 --> 00:43:40,101 [Tony] Come on, we can't hang about. 909 00:43:49,741 --> 00:43:50,621 Lip! 910 00:43:51,141 --> 00:43:52,061 We'll be fine. 911 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:54,581 [Steve] Lip, Lip, please. 912 00:43:55,181 --> 00:43:56,061 Ian, come on. 913 00:43:56,141 --> 00:43:57,900 Look, there-- nobody's saying this is forever 914 00:43:57,981 --> 00:43:59,780 It's just a-- This is all my fuck up, 915 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,340 and I'm truly, truly sorry but come-- 916 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:03,141 Debbie. 917 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:07,421 -[Liam] Ooft, ouch. -[Debbie] Come 'ere. 918 00:44:09,221 --> 00:44:10,261 Come on, please! 919 00:44:10,621 --> 00:44:11,501 Just get in the van! 920 00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:13,780 Just get in the van. 921 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,340 None of 'em know how to cook. 922 00:44:25,981 --> 00:44:27,021 Oh, my God. 923 00:44:29,141 --> 00:44:30,780 [sobs] Oh, God. 924 00:44:32,181 --> 00:44:33,141 [sobs] 925 00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:36,101 [sobbing] 926 00:44:37,421 --> 00:44:38,261 Oh, God. 927 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:40,101 [Fiona] Oh, my God. [sobs] 928 00:44:40,181 --> 00:44:41,021 Fiona. 929 00:44:42,261 --> 00:44:43,300 Fiona, I can't stay. 930 00:44:43,581 --> 00:44:44,860 -[Fiona sobbing] -Hey. 931 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,101 I can't stay! 932 00:44:47,021 --> 00:44:48,820 [sobs] Listen, I can't stay, darling. 933 00:44:49,181 --> 00:44:50,701 Listen to me, it's not my fault! 934 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:52,421 Well, who's fault is it, eh? 935 00:44:53,141 --> 00:44:54,181 It's not theirs. 936 00:44:54,421 --> 00:44:55,421 It's not mine. 937 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,501 You stupid fucking idiot. 938 00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,141 Why d'you need so much money? 939 00:45:00,661 --> 00:45:03,461 Why does anybody need so much money? 940 00:45:05,701 --> 00:45:09,860 [Fiona sobbing] 941 00:45:13,181 --> 00:45:14,300 [Fiona sobbing] 942 00:45:20,501 --> 00:45:22,501 -I'm still going. -[Marty laughs] 943 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:24,941 [Marty laughing] 944 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:26,461 What? 945 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:30,981 [Fiona sobbing] 946 00:46:00,661 --> 00:46:01,501 I love you. 947 00:46:05,701 --> 00:46:08,300 [crying] 948 00:46:20,661 --> 00:46:21,981 [engine revs] 949 00:46:51,941 --> 00:46:52,780 Fuck it. 950 00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,900 [Kev] Hey, come on, his loss. 951 00:47:00,421 --> 00:47:01,820 [Veronica] Come inside, sweetheart. 952 00:47:08,141 --> 00:47:10,780 [sirens wailing in distance] 953 00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:15,581 [dog barking] 954 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,820 [woman] Your son is charged with aggravated burglary... 955 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:26,101 -It wasn't me! -...and resisting arrest. 956 00:47:26,181 --> 00:47:27,221 [grunting] 957 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,061 He's saying nothing 'til he sees a lawyer. 958 00:47:29,141 --> 00:47:30,780 You took Ian and Carl on a burglary? 959 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:32,421 l go out for ten minutes, 960 00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:33,900 and the whole house goes fucking ape! 961 00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:16,340 Marty! 962 00:48:16,421 --> 00:48:18,900 Best present anybody's ever bought me! 963 00:48:18,981 --> 00:48:20,981 l swear to God! [laughs] 964 00:48:21,061 --> 00:48:22,701 -Pepe! -[tyres screeching] 965 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:24,141 [thuds] 966 00:48:25,021 --> 00:48:26,421 [birds tweeting] 967 00:48:29,181 --> 00:48:30,221 [thuds] 968 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,300 [sirens in distance] 969 00:48:33,941 --> 00:48:34,860 [barks]